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NAT is not a security feature. This is a poor recommendation. Just because something has a globally-routable address does not make it accessible from anywhere.

LLMs were trained on things written on the Internet, where lots of authors took a “faux-officiant” style where things need to look like an official report or newscast transcript but have headings like “If you’re just tuning in” for humor.

Tech bros created a world we can’t trust so they could do their crimes in the open and we would have reason to doubt the evidence

Good lord people are still falling for Bad Empanada?

So you vibecoded a security product and named it after a famous government program known for spying unlawfully on American citizens

To what, capitalize on the SEO?

This is kinda gross dude, not gonna lie

I second HomeAssistant. Plenty of devices that don’t need the cloud, and plenty of DIY devices you can build if you’re handy like that. Been a significant push recently for IR transmitters and for RF Tx/Rx so that “dumb” devices can be controlled smartly; no cloud necessary (unless you want it)